I have had various tshirts specially made in the past, with slogans that are linked to oysters of course!

"Eat Oysters, Love Longer"

"Shuck Me, Suck Me, Eat Me Raw"

"Born to Shuck"

I can have them made in many sizes, many colours and either short sleeves or long sleeves! A local shop in Oban does them to order.

Have you any other oyster-related suggestions???